I mean, look at him. Are you kidding me? That guy hit 38 home runs? I can barely believe that guy even played in the major leagues. He looks like a seventh grade math teacher. Get out of here Jay Bell. You sir, did steroids.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
The Steroid Witch Hunt: Part III
It was while doing research for this profile that I realized that my idea wasn’t quite as ingenious as I had originally imagined. Though I had more or less stumbled upon the first two players that I had profiled, the following post demonstrates that all I’m really doing is looking for spikes in home run totals and then pointing my finger and saying: Hey, you! Yea, you over there. You’re a cheater! That’s not really scientific, or empirical or even all that convincing. But then I remembered this guy.
I mean, look at him. Are you kidding me? That guy hit 38 home runs? I can barely believe that guy even played in the major leagues. He looks like a seventh grade math teacher. Get out of here Jay Bell. You sir, did steroids.
I mean, look at him. Are you kidding me? That guy hit 38 home runs? I can barely believe that guy even played in the major leagues. He looks like a seventh grade math teacher. Get out of here Jay Bell. You sir, did steroids.
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